BandXUSA - LCD "Showing Off"

(Verse 1)
There’s an ad in my email from an Asian girl
Looking for a man from the Western world
The image in the message shows her really stacked
Said that she’ll be mine if I write her back
I think that it’s a scam but I’m not so sure
The pictures that I see make her seem so pure
Maybe one more look and I’ll hit delete
Looking at her shape puts me into heat.
(refrain)

(Refrain)
Sho-wing off
She was Just Sho-wing off!
Just Sho-wing off.
She was sho-wing off

(Verse 2)
There’s an ad in my email from some Russian girls
Looking for a man to buy them pearls.
The advertisement shows they’re right on track
Ready to come here when I write them back
I know that it’s a scam I’m not that thick
Perhaps I can be had with a clever trick
But they’ll just have to see when they realize
That I’m a clever guy maybe somewhat wise.
(refrain)

(refrain)

(Verse 3)
There’s an ad in the email from a local girl
Said that she’ll be mine if I keep my word
Staring at the image and to my surprise
Her photos were of those from which I won a prize
I knew I shouldn’t share, but I didn’t know
the girl right down the street loves to give a show.
Exposing her own self gives her such a thrill
Maybe I’ll reply, I cannot sit so still
(refrain)